Vote for Gene Kelly,
Horse's Ass for the United States Senate

I'm not Gene Kelly the dancer

I'm Gene Kelly Horse's Ass for the U. S. Senate

I'm a horse's ass.
I'm sure you can see the resemblance!

I've run for election many times and never been elected.

The last time I ran for the U. S. Senate, 2 million assholes voted for me

Vote for the assholes' candidate

Gene Kelly

I'm the consummate horse's ass and a big improvement over
Senator John Cornyn
He's an even bigger ass than I am!

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